WHAT?
Things are getting stranger and stranger here. I went for a two hour walk to find the Visa office and started out in good spirits. As I went, though, I started to get a stuffy head and my throat started to clog. I got sicker and sicker with each step and I had no choice but to continue on to the Visa place where I met a man who spoke like a Nazi and I got my Passport all updated and stuff.
So, I began to walk home, back to the Porta Nigra where I could catch the bus but I was feeling absolutely miserable. Half an hour later when I finally got into my room I collapsed on the bed in tears, completely confused as to how I had gotten a fever.
The next 24 hours in bed were harrowing. I couldn't get up to make myself food so I didn't eat for a whole day, I couldn't get myself water so I just sat in bed and had nightmares all through the night, waking up every two hours or so. It was the most miserable night I've ever had. But here's the funny part:
For the last two weeks or so I've had a big, loose taste bud in the center of my tongue. It was HUGE and it moved around, like it was going to fall off. I didn't think much of it all night but after 24 hours of total suffering I looked in the mirror to find it was big, loose, purple and infected. I touched it and it fell right off. Throat pain cleared and headache started to fade. I had been in misery because my TASTE BUD was infected. How does this happen? I'm beginning to think that certain unique things only happen to me.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
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That might be one of the grossest stories I've ever heard.
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