The Poorest Monad in the World

I was poor. Was. I was so poor that I didn't have toilet paper. I was so poor that I ate plain rice and cried over my empty stomach. I was so poor I rolled the remaining tobacco from my butts into dictionary paper to smoke it. I was so poor I went to bed sad every night. But no more! I have entered a world called BUDGETING and I have over 50 Euros on my person and another large amount stashed the fuck away. No more crying over spilt water because it's the last of my water (I'm kidding, water comes from the tap.) I even bought SPONGES today. I had enough disposable money to buy sponges. Thank god, now I can do my dishes in peace.