Doucheland is Filled With Terrible Butts

So, this is Amanda's observation but it holds a lot of water and I thought I'd share.

Germany is filled with terrible butts. Not a round butt among them. You get this girls with Evian bottle waists and then, before you feel jealousy, notice that their butts are like round, Frisbee discs. Zum Beispiel:

I was waiting for the bus and a girl sat down near me. She had the face of Edie Sedgwick and the hair of Bonnie Tyler, bra strap sitcking out the back and tiny, ridiculous feet. She looked like a living Bratz doll with mascara crusted over her heart shaped face. She also was no thicker than, saaaay, a piece of paper. She also lacked the proper cushion to sit properly and so was balanced strangely leaning backwards. Ridiculous.

More food stories, however: In Amanda's absence I've had little else to do other than walk around and eat and notice very stupid things. In the meat section of Kaufland they sell hotdogs ALREADY COMPLETE, in the bun with a slice of yellow cheese. Just put on the grill! And there are a lot of these, not just a few. A lot. They have hamburgers. These aren't like your heat and run gas station burgers, these are honest to goodness, GO HOME AND DO THIS BECAUSE IT'S AMERICAN! I 'what the fucked' my way away from those and bought some marinated bargain meat that will give me precious protein.

Well, that was the post of the day. More observations to come.