Hello Dear Readers, Herren und Damen, Ladies and People,
It's another fine and boring day in Doucheland. Thought I'd fill everyone in on the occurances of the day and give some lovely insights. I woke up BEFORE noon today and made myself some lunch which I carried to the Menses and ate with Flow. I also obtained a large, 70's style armchair which is now sitting, with no purpose, in the middle of my room.
The coolest new development of the day is probably the fact that I'm tinfoil wrapping my entire room. It gives it a certain sort of aura, makes it all shiny and reflective. I'll try and get pictures up when I'm done.
Now, a question for your readers, since I have no idea who still reads this. If you are reading, try and answer:
If you could sleep with (and never see again) any three dead celebrities, who would they be? I thought long and hard and came up with these three:
1. Gregory Peck around the time he did To Kill a Mockingbird
2. Young Andy Warhol
3. Humphrey Bogart
Now, to let me know who is still here, reading, let me know what youy answers are. Think long and hard. Heath Ledger does not count, he's too fresh.-
THE GREAT KRAKEN
- dranojunkie
- I am not just A Kraken, but THE Great Kraken of the sea. I make really good macaroni and kill old ladies on buses.
5 comments:
Flow in the Menses. Bahaha!
Wait, no, that's DEFINITELY not my answer to your survey.
Hmm...
1) River Phoenix. Didn't even have to think about that one.
As I decide upon more, I will let you (and the rest of the world... scheiß...) know.
1. Richard Harris
2. Marlon Brando
3. Brad Renfro
=)
I have a really hard time thinking about sleeping with a dead guy but if I had to pick I would chose a young Elvis (because he really isn't dead)!
I love you, Salena.
1. Sean Connery (old version)
2. Sean Connery (young version)
3. Sean Connery (old version again)
With a close fourth being Chadwin.
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